You Can't Polish a Turd - China Mug

You Can't Polish a Turd - China Mug


Shipping to United States: $19.17

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Enjoy a cuppa whilst dispensing some words from the wise. Yes, you can't polish a turd but you can roll it it in glitter. The mantra of many a drag queen can apply to all walks of life. We all know there's nothing that can't be improved with a sprinkle of glitter, especially in these dark times. The perfect gift for those who know how to sparkle!

The Blurb

A Balmoral style bone china mug with diameter of 7.5cm and height of 8.5cm

The are certified dishwasher resistant up to 2000 cycles (BS EN 12875-4 for the nerds) but who’s counting? They are also microwave safe (handy if your kettle goes kaput!)

Whilst I would like to say that my mugs are shipped in indestructible boxes, all packaging materials used are as kind to other otters (and everything else) as possible.

All of my items come with a no quibble money back or exchange guarantee no matter what the reason.

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the Arty Otter